Time to close down the ‘tent embassy’

Posted by Chief Blogger – 26 January, 2012

Left-wing ferals tried to attack the PM and Tony Abbott on this great Australia Day.

Ugly scenes, especially to see the PM stumble like that. I don’t know if Tony needed that amount of protection however. I would have liked to have seen him have gone one on one with a couple of the occupiers. A bit of head kicking; anyway I digress. The event underlines how utterly repulsive the people that occupy the front lawns of Old Parliament House are. It is an ugly eye sore in the heart of the national capital. My game plan to get these vagrant trespassers out is as follows:

  1. At around 0300 hours turn the ground sprinklers on hard – we are talking tent destroying water pressure;
  2. When the occupiers come too from their drunken drug induced stupor they will invariably try to shut the sprinklers off through destructive means;
  3. At that point riot Police can move into to arrest them for destroying public property, while using electronic jamming techniques to stop the occupiers calling in backup;
  4. The site would then cleared by a covert team of removalists to take away the squalled remains of the embassy, including a bio-hazard team to deal with any extra nasties; and
  5. Follow up at around 0600 with a team of gardeners to remove the grass and begin construction on a new and large rose garden where the tents, shacks and toilets once were.

By the time morning news gets started the whole operation will have been complete and the site closed off due to the new garden construction. Any follow-up invasion of the site would be a breach of trespasser and OHS laws, which would result in further arrests.

  • Craig y

    But much like rodents they will just move on and occupy somewhere else. 

  • Futureproof

    Why aren’t Centrelink staff there every day asking for proof that the occupiers are looking for jobs.  Talking of which, if I as a white man gave up work to live on the dole in the dust in the middle of Australia, would I get Centrelink benefits for not actively looking for work…certainly not.  So to you, my indigenous brothers, do you:

    Get abstudy and other benefits not available to any other person of non-indigenous origin
    Get special interest free loans
    Get purpose built houses where you want, because you refuse to move
    Have special government departments where billions of dollars are utilised for your supposed dilemma of being impoverished poor natives
    The list goes on….

    Go and live in Eretria, Somalia or Ethiopia and then come back and complain

  • hammygar

    The tent embassy has been there for 40 years, so under law they now have the legal equivalent of freehold title. They cannot be moved on.

  • Bruce

    That should work: the Chinese use it, and so do all the dictators of the world. Come to think of it, “utterly repulsive” “bio-hazards” – straight out of the Nazi playbook.